Monday, February 22, 2010

Jaw Hurts From Alcohol.



an epic night. one of those stories to tell their grandchildren.
one of those things that your wife should never know.
one of those things that from old laugh again.
AND THERE ARE OTHER
immerse yourself in the routine, splashing back memories, more scenes, more spells ..
slowly, here they are:

[place: Piazza San Siro baker
hours: not defined. it was morning
characters: Igor less the usual 8, the baker, the baker pissed, the daughter of the baker, the baker's friend's daughter, Marisa]
scene seen through the eyes of Lucio
are ahead the alley of the oven, I'm about to enter. The Magi came towards me saying "You know, ONE OF THE FIRST TO KNOW two girls (see previous post" you could turn "ndt)! IS THE DAUGHTER OF BAKER."
discover that the girl that Luke had molested minutes before half was the daughter of the bakery where I went almost every Saturday night to eat.
pacifiers seven boys in a room with 3 wide by 4 meters in semidivertita a baker, two stellar potatoes that look at us puzzled and aid baker bald, big, tattooed and very very pissed.
chaos, indistinct voices. attempts to baccaglio two girls, while Matthew, Nut and others advance to the baker absurd requests:
"as there did you?"
"chocolate, cream or jam"
"but the taste medlar fairies?"
"but the taste Eucalyptus there you have them? "
aid baker 4 other tattoo suddenly appeared: 4 words" KILL THEM ALL NOW "
the baker does not know whether to laugh or call the police.
Amir, in doubt, leave out.
the baker "guys do plan, you plan, if not, he wakes up Marisa!"
Amir falls at the same time saying "oh, woke up Marisa!"
three hours to scream to say not to make noise by 4 times more casino than before.
Amir comes out again, to return shortly after saying, "I spat Marisa"
the company out of the oven and the alley singing
"MARISA MARISA MARISAAA. I WANT YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE Spouse"





Via San Francesco, the second part. our heroes are on the roundabout at the top mass via Zephyr, headed home to Amir. Who screams the singer, who breaks things, who kicks the garbage cans. Lucio and Nut walking close to the group (surprisingly) quiet.
across the street you see Elena, a friend of Dado, just got off a taxi
Nut: Oh, Elena!
Elena: Die! What are you doing here?
following little chat, he talks about this and that. time 4 seconds, Elena
is besieged by swarms bussanese, and advances of the Magi. Elena goes home soon after, our heroes
resume the march saluting properly
"Elena, I love you"
"Elena, you pussy"
"Elena, you tienes el mi corazon" <--- vi giuro, non so da dove sia uscito, ma lo abbiamo detto davvero.



Luca Ste Nut 'n' Dale and the Magi are rising
Lucio observes Amir rolling down a slope to sausage.
kids see Amir.
general jubilation.
For some, Luke disappears. Magi points out the lack of it, but the boys do not seem at all upset
"oh, no peace. Will come down to take a box to bring the house of Amir"
"yes, it's his way of telling us that it takes good "




always Via San Francesco , sent our heroes to step climb to reach sanremo (
guess what?) amir's house. Lucius and Stephanie back of the group.
Ste: oh Lucio (speaks softly, almost imperceptibly)
Lucio: What?
Ste: if you must walk over the bridge, make a detour, but we can take them from behind (..?) and catch them by surprise? But we should not peck!
Luke reappears in the meantime, without box, who decides to join in this mission.
Lucio: I recommend eh .. let's dumb, do not have to peck .. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... NOW!
the three ninja cross the road, take the flyover running
... three seconds later ...
Amir: No, but we have not seen, do not worry.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

How Long Does Laxative

FEAR DELIRRIO A SANREMO

[in the car, passing a yellow dot ]
Lucio: yellow car!
[shortly after passing a yellow bike]
Lucio, but with the bike is worth?
Magi: scooter car!

Magi: David Guerra is a demigod, like you, Lucius. but he is the demigod of war!
Lucio: I am the demigod and for what?
Alessio: semi god of love. no, of chaos!
Amir: hybrids
Magi: cyclists, alcoholics, whores and junkies


Stefano: cyclists are a race hateful

[in the house of Amir, Alberto lying on the couch, he approaches Luke Air molesta]
Igor: do not you dare not go near
Luke: I almost break a little cock to alby
Igor: Luke, Luke avoids
igor flips over, hugging
Luke: Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me?
Igor: but go to sleep, go!
Luke: you have been bad

[amir of the house, at about 04 am, Lucio and Stefano near the door ]
Lucio: Ste, mica know that we have to play telephone?
Ste: yes, to that of amir!

Magi: Good evening, I am a paratrooper of the lightning, I'm leaving tomorrow on a mission to Iraq, this could be my last night. you must give it to me! (Magister to several passers-by.'s A lot ..)

Magi: that weird instrument! (Magister a cellist with the rays in Via Matteotti tool shoulder after the last evening of the festival)

Giachino: damn! I need a spittoon

[in Ste machine, Lucio, and Amir Magi climb towards Poggio: valdolivi being seen in motion Elenina]
Amir: Oh, but there Elenina!
Magi: Elenina?
Stefano: Yes, the pulmonary small, is the sister of Giachino
Magi: (puzzled air) MONARI HAS A FEMALE?

GHIACCCCCCHINOOOOO WHERE? (Magi a passing stranger to Fulgari after taking it by the collar)

[During furgari, a woman on 30ina: ]
Magi: Good evening, I am a skydiver of lightning, I'm leaving tomorrow on a mission to Iraq, this could be my last night. have sex.
[she laughs. shows the faith.
Magi feels a hand on his shoulder.
her husband. ]
Magi: congratulations, beautiful wife. I wish you a happy marriage.
[Magi runs away.]


[machine Stefano, Stefano someone was trying to horn. but the horn is broken and does not work]
Magi: no noise because it is a horn to unltrasuoni. feel it with only one eye.

Lucio: I'm going from my old teacher, and I say what I do of her students is the slut. I take it, me and the thrombus in the process ..
[...]
Lucio: Oh shit! thinks if he tells me that the bitch is more Barbara!!

[scene: Saturday night of the Festival, at about 03.30. 8 people in Piazza San Siro to play hide and seek. you've got a rematch. Luke and Lucius on the steps, a car with two stops in potatoes in the center of the square and potatoes "Star" (definition of Amir, ndt) go up the stairs, past and Luca Lucio]
Luke say that there I can make him have it?
Lucio: I am afraid it would not be very polite
[the girl continues to go without a word]
Luke: Oh, look what you can also turn eh!

Magi: children, greeted the police who are watching from the camera (after a round of hide and seek)

Magi: echo echo tango tango beta 4 7 5 2 ..... bombed, thanks (with a persuasive voice)

Magi: NANCY NANCY! TANGO HERE. DEPILATELI! (Magister in the shoulder while screaming and Stefano Lucio headset)

[the pub, the boys ordered a liter of bulldog.]
waiter boys, but give us fast after that I have to go fuck
[pass a bit of time, the waiter comes up and sees Dale spilled on the ground]
waiter fuck, but how is that set?
Dale: I've got to put 13 years and are up 1.80 and weight 80 pounds.
waiter dick, but I gave a drink to a minor ??!!?!
Luke looks that he is a minor (indicating nut)
waiter is okay, but hurry, I told you that I am running
Luke begins to sip the beer slowly loooong
Luke: That's right?
someone now call the police, who comes here to piss you gave drink to minors.
amir: SO NO HORN!

[Dale is drinking sigh]
Magi: Matte, stop drinking the sigh that we are like two balls medlar
[Dale spits on the breath spray Luke, Amir and Sefano. ]

Lucio: love is in the heart scureggia (statement during a discussion about love on the floor of the amir's house around 5.00.)